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Scott Adams is an absolute genius.

I love his debating opt-outs for stupid people. My favorite being:

Omit key words. For example, if someone says that people can’t eat rocks, accuse the person of being stupid for suggesting that people can’t eat. Bonus points for arguing that some people CAN eat pebbles if they try hard enough.

And yes, I know i havn’t posted for a while, just been busy with tons of other projects and a new job.

It seems that a little girl and a little boy are arguing about differences between the sexes, he arguing that boys are inherently better and she that girls are. The subject, of course, spills over into the personal realm, so that the real issue is which of the two children is superior. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!”

The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is quite clearly true. She turns and runs home.

A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants, and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”

Why is it called a booby trap?

Why not a head trap?

Breat trap?

ETC? WHY WHY WHY?
ARE WOMEN THAT DANGEROUS?

Duude, irc.desync.com has the absolute best motd I’ve seen in a long time.

-                                   |: |
-                  .e$$$e.          |: |
-                 ;$$$$$$$$$e.      |: |   WE CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH REAL
-                ;$$$$$$$$$$$$.     |: |   WOMEN SO WE HAVE TO DRAW
-                $$$$$$$$$$"$$'     |: |   OUR OWN AND IMAGINE WHAT IT
-                $$$$(`$  ,= =:     |: |   MIGHT BE LIKE ONE DAY
-               ;$$$$e`$    ; ;    ;8b 8.
-              ;$$$$$$. -._ -;     '8P 88
-              $$$$$$$.. ./`"       |: 88
-             e$$$$$$$e...`"""-.    |: Y8
-            $$$$$$$$$P"-. .    '.  |: ;8:
-           ;$$$$$$$$$:::.:.. .   '.|: d8b
-            $$$$$$$$$.:.. . -.    /b.,888
-            $$$$$$$$$:.... .  `../8888888
-            $$$$$$"Y$.. .      ; `"Y8888P
-            Y$$$$$e:$e.... `-.'    |:`""'
-             Y$$$$$:$$:.. . :      |: |
-              "  ;:.Y:.:..  ;      |: |   ONE GLORIOUS DAY THAT WILL
-              _,-'..: .    .'      |: |   NEVER COME
-           ,-'...... . .   '       |: |
-         ,'. ,'.... . .   /        |: |
-        ,::. :::.:.... . '         |:.|
-       .::.  ::.:.... .  :         |: |
-       :::.. `.:.:.... . :         |:.|
-       ':::..  \... . .__:         |:.|
-        88boooo '.od88888b         |::|
-        8888888  Y88888888         |::|
-        8888888  '88888888.        |::|
-        888888P   Y8888888:        |::|
-        88888P    '8888888:        |::|
-       ;88888'     Y888888'        |::|
-       88888P      '888888.        |::|
-      d8888P        Y88888b        |::|
-     d88888'        `888888        |::|
-    .88888'          '8888P        |::|
-    d8888;            88888        |::|
-   .8888P             88888b       |::|
-   :8888              Y88888.      |::|
-   :888P               Y8888b      |::|
-   :888                 Y8888      |::|
-   :88'                  Y888.     |::|
-   ;88                    Y888     |::|
-   d88                    '888b    |::|
-  d888                    ,8888.   |::|
- :8888                   d88888b.  |::|
-  M888                   MMMM8888  |::|
-  MY88b                  "M  "8888b.::|
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Yea, not much else to say, not right now… Havn’t forgotten about this place thought. Just trying to get though Homework.

lets tell a story…

there once was a code monkey,
always working hard, doing work for others

then one day, he turned completly evil,
refused todo his work, went after people with plastic knives

so then he had to be taken care of in the most humane way possible.

The End