Nothing is better to me than screwing up telemarketers.

Today's guy was all friendly and loose.

"We do 1010 numbers for long distance"
"Oh, we don't make long distance calls"
"oh.. none at all?"
"nope"
"How about traveling?"
"hrm, nope"
"okay then.....*searching* I guess i can't help you with
your long distance needs"
"okay, sorry, bye."